Tonight, we drove by the church where Richard & I were wed almost 10 years ago.  I pointed and yelled back to the kids, "Look!  That's where Mommy and Daddy got married!"

Richard (surprised):  "Oh, right!" 

Graedon (4 yrs old, almost):  Did I come?

Me:  No, you weren't born yet.

Graedon, upset:  Why didn't I come?

Me:  Graedy, you weren't here.  You weren't born.

Graedon:  Where was I?

Me:  I don't know.  I hadn't made you yet.

Graedon:  Who was babysitting me?

Me:  (big breath)  You weren't in my tummy yet! 

Graedon:  I wanted to come. 

Me:  grrr...